If your bored in Office!

We all have moments (very rarely of course) where we are stuck in office without work and bored out of our wits. We would have surfed (for the lucky ones) all the websites (which are permitted), read all filmy news and be upto date with the latest fashion.

Some tips to keep the mind occupied during those periods:-

1) Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2) Send mails from lotus notes or outlook to your internet mail (and >> immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or the mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there. Then do vice versa.......!!
3) Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
4) Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.
5) Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
6) Revise last week's newspaper.
7) Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
8) Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
9) Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old.
10) Make full use of the comfortable chair and desk provided and take a nap.

Disclaimer - Follow the above at your own risk. I dont follow any of what I have written except the 10th one.