What if the human lifecycle was backward?

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get in the end of it? Death.

What if the life cycle was backward???

(1) You should die first.
You know, start out dead, Get it out of the way.
You wake up in a an old age home, Feeling better every day.

(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy,
Go collect your pension, Then, when you start work,
You get a gold watch on your first day.

(3) A woman suddenly comes into your life u dont know how
She's been there always, for ages, does the household work.
Even provides you the occasional workout :-)
After so many years, you get married. The next day you seperate!!

(3.5) You work 40 years until you're young enough
To enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol,
You party, u're generally promiscuous
(hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?).
And you get ready for High School.

(4) Then you go to primary school,
You become a kid, You get toys,
You play, You have no responsibilities,
And, finally, You become a baby.

(5) The last step,
You spend your last 9 months
Floating peacefully With luxuries like
Central heating, Spa, Room service on tap,
Larger quarters everyday,
And then...

(6) You finish off as an orgasm.

Disclaimer : I have altered this post.
Original post is in Sharad's Blogspot